less faff. more feast.

Plates for the unapologetic takeawayers, who need more real estate for their scran (you know who you are)

  Regular Plates

Lipped edges

32.5cm

Thick & Durable

The Size Of Ya Head

Designed by the takeaway queen

Feast Plate Glossy White

Crisp white, glossy finish, and big enough for rice, chips, mains, and sides all on one plate.

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Feast plate glossy black

Extra-large, heavy duty, and slick in black. Built to handle your full Chinese without spilling.

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Limited edition Plates

Same size, but with our cheeky slogan stamped on top. Feast-size, solid build, and only here while stock lasts.

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Your Chinese Takeaway Deserves better.

Feast plates are literally the size of ya head! Big enough to handle every tub from your Chinese. No more sad portions, no more balancing acts. Just one plate, everything on it.
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Here’s What You Lot Think

  • Donna
    Verified Buyer
    Finally a plate that fits me tea
    Every Friday we get Chinese and I’m always tryin to balance chips on one plate and curry on another. This plate fit the WHOLE lot. No more messin around. Bit heavy but feels proper good quality.
  • KEV
    Verified Buyer
    Straight in ya gal is class
    Bought the one that says Straight in ya gal on it and it cracks my mates up every time. More importantly tho it actually holds a full curry + chow mein + ribs no problem.
  • sARAH & kIDS
    Verified Buyer
    Good for sUNDAY ROAST
    We used them for a Sunday roast (not just Chinese lol) and it all fit on one plate. No more squeezing carrots in the corner. Wish I bought 4 not 2, deffo going back.
  • sTACEY
    Verified Buyer
    Big plate energy
    Honestly sick of small ikea plates, these are like proper FEAST size. Feels like a restaurant when I pile everything on.

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